May 22, 2013   38,066 notes

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

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May 22, 2013   7,615 notes

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May 22, 2013   4,648 notes

mensrightsactivist:

if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired

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May 22, 2013   14,180 notes

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May 22, 2013   92,777 notes

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

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May 22, 2013   3,098 notes

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May 22, 2013   42,544 notes

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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May 22, 2013   13,125 notes

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

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May 22, 2013   74,377 notes

It all started with a simple photo

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May 22, 2013   26,882 notes
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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