the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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May 22, 2013
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May 22, 2013
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May 22, 2013
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May 22, 2013
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
(via ohshietnigguh)
May 22, 2013
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May 22, 2013
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OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
(via vanillish)
May 22, 2013
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your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
(via ohshietnigguh)
May 22, 2013
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